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Beyonce Jazelle Knowles. Sensational singer. Amazing actress. Dazzling director. Exciting entertainer. Superb songwriter. Diva designer. Atthe tender age of 25 Beyoncé has done it all. Since she was a juvenile she was in the music industry. Although she was a virgin performer, her alterego Sasha, always came out on stage. She started out in the famous music group Destinys Child and she made everyone want to start booty sculpting with her flawless figure. At the age of 21, six years into the industry, she realized that its never too late to start her very own solo career.She was now free. Ever since her "Dangerously In Love" album there were so many wanna be's, who got botox and so much more hulabaloo just to look like her. Chatterboxes couldn't stop badmouthing this starlette, saying awful things like she's a narcissist. Could you imagine a fate more cruel Either way Beyonce went through it all and because of that she is an amazing role model.

Descriptive Lead: Save Me From Myself

Grey. Gloomy grey. Gruesome, gloomy grey. The colour of mucky, boring clothing that people work out in. Grey. The colour of imbalance and uncertainty. There is no shock that my life mirrors the colour. That is the colour that I am constantly surrounded by. My workplace, where I spend 6 days a week, and work 10 hour shifts. My car, which is a grey oldsmobile. My apartment, which is so dull. Dull and grey. All I ever think about is living in the suburbs, with a family, a dog, and the all American lifestyle, rather than working 10 hour shifts at the Ford assembly line, installing brake pads, after brake pads, after brake pads. So inturn, this is my escape. My utopia. This is where I kill all the monotony.

SLANG: AN (RE)EV(DE)VOLUTION IN LANGUAGE??



The holy month of Ramadan has officially begun. Muslims all over the world will begin fasting, in appreciation for their GOD. Those who practice apatheism will obviously not be fasting or praying, it will just be another month. Also the average poot butt, is too weak and does not have enough self discipline to fast for the next 30 days. Not only will Muslims be fasting, with fasting comes a lot of rules.


Usually, the belly button of the family leads the five daily prayers. While fasting, a man is not allowed to touch a woman’s tumpsy, and likewise for women. After the 30 days of fasting, a celebration is conducted, this celebration is called Eid. You must go pray the morning prayer at the Mosque. The first time I went to a Mosque my family and I felt like we were meatballs in the rice. But it was so wonderful to be celebrating something that was so enriching.

Accent/Slang Two Sentences

Mi go to di grocery store h'and di h'apples were h'on sale. Mi buy so many h'and dis teef tried to tek it. Translation: I went to the grocery store and the apples were on sale. I bought a lot and this guy tried to take it.